Religious Humor

A surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Eve was created from Adam’s rib--a surgical procedure.”

 

The engineer replied, “Before Adam and Eve were created, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.”

 

The politician said, “Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?”


During an emotionally charged “discussion” between two prominent Senators, one of them said, “I wouldn’t vote for you if you were St. Peter!” To which the other Senator shot back, “If I were St. Peter, you wouldn’t be in my district.”

 

Congressmen and fellows like me are alike in some ways, I guess.  But when I make a joke, it’s a joke.  When they make a joke, it’s a law.     - Will Rogers